Intro

This is a blackmailing website!About stockmarkets!!!(stockmarkets,stalkmarkets, get it?)My name is James Penne Capone, despite my under cover name. You see, jailed criminals get two vacation weeks a year.My last vacation week was in Disney World, terrorizing people and shooting princesses in their stupid heads.I made a new record by killing Minnie Mouse. I wish I had a longer vacation week and didn't have to go on an under cover name, but man, them licsence plates don't make themselves. So beware! YOU WILL GET SPAMMED!!!!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

OK I found a new robber.
His name is Galenator, and he is 5697890 years old. He is so old he had Yoda in his pre school classroom. Actually Yoda is a few millenimums younger but I don't giv-----------
I still need Financial Aid.
James Penne Capone.
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Thursday, August 20, 2009

This is King Bigbutt fighting the FBI. He is smiling because blood is his favorite drink.
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8/20/09

Nuked Kinderrgaten class of MLK Elementary School. Went disguised as drunkmil parent. Knocked out principal using beer bottle. Totally drunkl now.
I nede Financila Adi!,
James Penen Cepona
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Connordude, 45 years old.


This is my evil rival crazy dude's evil sttopid crazy aimed sniper thingy.( or more like a hobo guy thingy without a butt)but he really is stoopid(=.No offense, connor ajskldhf;iawernhycuiopericuareuraeipwnawvweo...(which is his real name...
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8/20/09

Went to Safeway yesterday.Threw beer bottle at customer. Customer got mad. Caused a food fight.That's how its done.Now under counter dodging cans of Diet Coke, clumps of lettuce,and disgusting broccoli.
Signed,
James Penne Capone.
8/20/09
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8/19/09

Finally broke out of jail. Caused a big ruckus.Slipped out of bathroom. Snagged sniper rifle from fallen guard. Barely escaped.
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