Intro

This is a blackmailing website!About stockmarkets!!!(stockmarkets,stalkmarkets, get it?)My name is James Penne Capone, despite my under cover name. You see, jailed criminals get two vacation weeks a year.My last vacation week was in Disney World, terrorizing people and shooting princesses in their stupid heads.I made a new record by killing Minnie Mouse. I wish I had a longer vacation week and didn't have to go on an under cover name, but man, them licsence plates don't make themselves. So beware! YOU WILL GET SPAMMED!!!!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

8/20/09

Went to Safeway yesterday.Threw beer bottle at customer. Customer got mad. Caused a food fight.That's how its done.Now under counter dodging cans of Diet Coke, clumps of lettuce,and disgusting broccoli.
Signed,
James Penne Capone.
8/20/09
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