Intro

This is a blackmailing website!About stockmarkets!!!(stockmarkets,stalkmarkets, get it?)My name is James Penne Capone, despite my under cover name. You see, jailed criminals get two vacation weeks a year.My last vacation week was in Disney World, terrorizing people and shooting princesses in their stupid heads.I made a new record by killing Minnie Mouse. I wish I had a longer vacation week and didn't have to go on an under cover name, but man, them licsence plates don't make themselves. So beware! YOU WILL GET SPAMMED!!!!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Za Master Weaver


The Master Weaver, more formally known as Daniel, is a master hacker who has been hacking computers since 1992.He lives somewhere in Africa, but police have not located him yet. He was born 1/10/1978. He probably looks somewhat like the above image. DO NOT report to police immediatley despite what people say or you will get killed by Vincenator 3546!!We don't want that to happen, do we...
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